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Shot Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

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forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


BATTLE SHOTS - Taking drinking games to a whole new level




DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE -


TAGS: attention please no warning shot
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 31, 2012, 6:13 pm
Shoot to kill, dead men tell no tales...
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 4:42 pm
the police officers teaching the CHL class i attended....told us to never fire a warning shot. if you must unholster and shoot, you better have reason to END the threat with the first shot.
Ragnar - March 31, 2012, 12:46 pm
I'm all favor of warning headshots...i knew this one guy..he suicided with 6 shots to the back of his head


FATE -


TAGS: earth shot in the head
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

emokid - April 30, 2011, 9:31 am
did he divide by zero?..
Master - April 24, 2011, 4:06 pm
Funny. And heartbreaking.
gas - April 23, 2011, 8:36 pm
Only reading the first part made me already laugh. 5L!


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BriaHere

tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


BRAVERY -


TAGS: bravery war troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:39 am
Top marks!


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: ginger guns redhead shottyz
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:44 pm
bb guns are .177" usually. And that isn't even one of those... it looks Airsoft at best.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:12 pm
I wonder how many times this fattys "friends" have used that pellet gun to pepper his ass with little 22's lol.
Shottyz - December 20, 2010, 5:08 pm
Thanks RL
Reality Lord - December 20, 2010, 5:03 pm

awesome shotty!!


ZOMBIE EX -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse ex headshot
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:25 am
"It's coming right for us".. 5 spent cartridges


ONE-STOP SHOPPING -




FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.


TAGS: fully auto shotgun
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




CSI -


TAGS: bieber shot dead wish cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
There is one gif that has the ED-209 from Robocop spliced into this scene. It's so hilarious!
toraudewa - February 22, 2011, 10:26 pm
... Maybe there is a god.... Nah. It's just that no one like that guy.
culos - February 22, 2011, 10:08 am
Can i haz a BLT?
Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 10:07 am
I want a falafel one !
Cubbybear - February 21, 2011, 8:32 pm
Pastrami!
agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Shaddup and make sammiches!
Claire - February 21, 2011, 8:21 pm
I don't watch TV because I'm an anti-social shut- in. What just happened?
voodoo3535 - February 21, 2011, 8:19 pm
There is a higher power listening to my prayers....
Hawamleh - February 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
I masturbated to this scene. Yes, I have no shame.
CoolioIndeed - February 21, 2011, 5:31 pm
If you go to youtube's main page, this is currently the Top trending video at over 9 million views and counting...LMAO
Koradan - February 21, 2011, 4:55 pm
I watched this episode; esp. this scene... OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER again. It just never gets old!!
5150monkeylove - February 20, 2011, 11:36 pm
give unto yourself, then.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
Disregard that last statement, found one lol.
Donkasaurus - February 20, 2011, 10:49 pm
If anyone can find an animated gif of the moment of impact I will give you my left testicle.


MEAN KITTY -




BATTLESHOTS - Good idea though but still... Remember when people just went to bars?




CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


MONKEYS WITH SHOTGUNS - I don't know about you, but I find that scary!


TAGS: monkey with shotgun
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Rexman

Bandit5906 - January 27, 2013, 6:08 pm
The Trunk Monkey Chaperon!
matt28 - April 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
Serious monkey is not amused.
Lord Kumbayah - December 23, 2009, 6:17 am
Monkeys with shotguns is WHY everyone needs to pack a piece
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:27 am
What I think of when people suggest that everyone should be armed.
Zagato - December 23, 2009, 3:29 am
looks like the monkey from postal
pitbull - December 23, 2009, 1:33 am
is that the trunk monkey?


AA12 - for when you absolutely have to destroy everything in the room.


TAGS: aa12 shotgun army
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by rambukk

agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Not a room.
Sho - December 7, 2010, 2:19 pm
Even better with the drum magazine.


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass shot ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!


FPS_CAT -


TAGS: lolcat fps doug pure pwnage reference boom headshot
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 12:43 am
That's bada$s, dude. You've met him? I'm a huge Pure Pwnage fan. By the way, Thanks Krissie.
MrRandom - November 10, 2009, 12:18 am
Never saw the response to that Bart, and I meant FPS Doug actually lives in my city, and was a delivery guy to our grocery store for awhile.
Krissie - November 10, 2009, 12:15 am
LOL!!!!! 5L!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 3:53 pm
FPS_Doug has an account on this site? Awesome! What does he go by here!?
MrRandom - October 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Boom headshot? FPS Doug actually lives here.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 2:10 am
It's good to know that you guys liked it. As for the reference, Aggy, the underscore in the title serves as a shout out to the fine people at purepwnage.com...It's my favorite web show.
jetgod - October 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
Jeeeeeeeeeeenkinnnnnsssssssssss! Lol!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm guessing that I don't entirely get the reference, but it's hilarious!


SICK TWISTED WORLD -


TAGS: cow sick twisted world shottyz
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty


AFFECTATIONS -


TAGS: bang bang gunslinger shot down
Rating: 4.25/5

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Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:57 pm
Amsome space. 5L


SCREEN SHOT - Or it didn't happen


TAGS: screen shot
Rating: 3.35/5

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Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 3:02 pm
SEAN - Apparently going by Micheal in some places...


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target shot grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better shot than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are damn fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


ANGER -


TAGS: red head with slingshot
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - July 23, 2013, 9:28 pm

This made me laugh, cannot recall seeing it


FRAG-12 - I wonder if these are legal for duck hunting?




S-O-B-E-R -




END OF THE WORLD -




LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass shotgun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.


TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy shotgun upskirt
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by cj29

suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's


YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.


TAGS: screenshot or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun


TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


SMILE - it's part of your 15 minutes


TAGS: mug shot hall of fame
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

aerofiend - December 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
Waffle House bingo anyone?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:27 pm

whew, glad I missed this lineup...though the one last one on the right on line 4 is a hottie.


YA -


TAGS: autoshotgun
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by solidsnake

LinkFox101113 - March 14, 2010, 9:42 pm
AA-12 means that we win. Class dismissed...
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:59 pm
*DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE DUSHE!!!* If you hear that sound, prepare to be fucked. Royally.


THE EDGE -




BOOM HEADSHOT!! - He going to get it


TAGS: boom headshot
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Wu Fang

Anon - February 14, 2009, 8:28 pm
i lol'd


THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome


TAGS: religion saints boondock the guns headshot humiliation cat killed whiskey
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Hellion

zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. (Continued on next comment)
zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:25 am
and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.


PERSUASION - "Can you open your mouth wide and keep it shut at the same time?"


TAGS: cops shotgun
Rating: 3.71/5

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COSPLAY - Because when it comes to getting a geek's attention, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. Now where did I leave my panties...?


TAGS: okay boys and girls this is a one shot deal this is how i dressed up for the last comicon now please stop asking
Rating: 3.62/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am
Bump
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm
LOL!! @ comments
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm
More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?
Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm
Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm
And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
Wow Naru, you look different in this picture
Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm
No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm
(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.
Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.
_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm
Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*
LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am
used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime
CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm
well this gets a 5!
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am
I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am
Yea, they tend to cause divorces.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am
Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.
Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am
AG- they don't all look like that.
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am
Stunning.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.


FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.


TAGS: dirty harry shot shoots magnum 44 gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 shot. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 shots.


DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.


TAGS: horse broken leg shot put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L


SHOTGUN DIPLOMACY - If words finally fail... We will all have lost.


TAGS: shotgun diplomacy fail lost
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:38 am
Speak softly and carry a big piece.
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:49 pm
What? "Stop being my daughter's boyfriend or I'll blow your stinking head off!" perhaps?
Iconoclast - May 31, 2012, 2:42 pm
He's just explaining the rules of dating to his daughter's boyfriend.
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:05 am
Send This To Quebec !


MARKETING -


TAGS: disney sex girls shottyz
Rating: 4.79/5

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Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
That rabbit looks like he has some plans.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
That rabbit looks like he has some plans.


BABY WITH A SHOTGUN - Just try to take my candy dirt bag.




SCREAM?! - I DIDN'T HEAR wait for it A PEEP...


TAGS: go ahead have me shot now i can hear the groans worldwide
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
Oh great, I'm being appreciated by the noobs now. Guess it's time to get all curmudgeony... j/k S&M. Thanks.
SiliconMage - April 4, 2010, 1:21 pm
Phydeaux you have a twisted sense of humor! Keep up the good work.


THE LAKE - is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a banjo playin', ya gone too far.




SHOTGUNS - Like your mom, one cock and she's ready to blow


TAGS: shotgun your mom
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sho - January 19, 2009, 9:24 pm
HAHA LOL XD!
Rakdos - October 15, 2008, 5:14 pm
Or Eminem, 2 pumps and hes done.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 12:40 pm
And how many do you need before YOU blow? Wait, never mind, I see the picture.


SHOTGUN IN THE FACE - Shotgun in the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations. For instance, watch how quickly it cures insubordination.


TAGS: shotgun face grif sarge red vs blue
Rating: 3.06/5

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Calvert - June 29, 2011, 4:20 pm
Here we have a run down soldier, but with a few simple modifications we can show you how to make an attractive corpse. (BLAM!) It's a good thing.
Claire - July 14, 2010, 2:39 am
This would be funny if you re-worded it.


I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




Toilet Paper -




RIOT POLICE - Riot helmet...$75.00 Riot Shield...$150.00 Scoring A Flash/Bang Nut Shot...PRICELESS




RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!


TAGS: september challenge bears are crack shots
Rating: 3.73/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:40 am
There's a homestarrunner video about a fake charity called "pistols for pandas". I guess it just proves there are no new jokes.
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:58 pm
ridiculous, I LOVE IT!


BETTER LISTEN NEXT TIME -


TAGS: armed conflict calendar shot grandma
Rating: 4.74/5

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Airman - August 18, 2011, 3:54 pm
what he said
yaezille - August 18, 2011, 11:32 am
SEEMS BRO,U'R PISSED, AND U HAVEN'T PAYED ATTENTION THAT GRANDMOTHER STAYS IN HOME. IN DEED GRANDSONS ACT WRONG, ON THE CONTRARY IF U LEARNED IT 2DAY, MEANS THAT U DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU FIGHT. SO PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, AND HAVE A DIA'LOGUE.


ROFLMAO -


TAGS: roflmao monkey shot banana out his nose
Rating: 4.58/5

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jackripper - August 20, 2010, 2:42 pm
I hated it when they switched to liquid soap for awhile. That was even harder to get up off the ground.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
For the record, this is all in good fun. I fully support our troops, so don't think i don't cuz i will stab you.


INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: idiot sanity shottyz
Rating: 4.2/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:50 pm
Now this does actually look kinda cool.. Gonna be retarded when he's 60 but w/e.. His septim ring is a little small tho
forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:52 pm
it's his body, so let him do whatever he wants to do with it. It's attitudes like yours that... ahh, nevermind. We're not at politifake, so I'll spare you. ;)
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:04 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:03 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.


EPIC CUMSHOT - Ewwwww its everywhere




FAN ART - Can turn the most serious characters into adorable shota/loli mess.




AMY ROSE - The anime one and the videogames one are not the same!




SHOOTING EMOS - You're not making a statement. You're a 15 year old stereotype who hates his dad, and you just have to be shot already.


TAGS: emo emoe emos emoes emo s shot ahooting
Rating: 2.45/5

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Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:48 am
I think we can agree that you kids suck equally, and I want to kill every kid I see.
tori!!!=D - March 7, 2009, 1:32 am
oh yeah, because OBVIOUSLY, all emos shop at hot topic... as if kids who shop at hollister can't be obnoxious, worthless attention whores, too.
FAIL - February 7, 2009, 7:26 am
Emos shop at hot topic not hollister, FAIL!
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:17 pm
Woot!
Holyorangecows - September 3, 2008, 1:07 am
=)
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 am
Do you know how long it took to fine tune this, to find out it gets all fuzzy anyway? I erased everything touching his out line!


TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?




In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north shotgun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


WATERMELON HEAD SHOTS - nothing says Navy Seal company picnic like a little friendly competition


TAGS: head shot exploding watermelon
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Where's Gunnery Seargent R. Lee Ermey when you need him?
corneredbadger - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am
i love it when targets do that. semi frozen pumpkins are fun too. record piece for us is over 30' away. 5 exploding melons for you good sir


MONEY SHOT - Take it all.




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - 69,456,897 Votes... They all couldn't come from Limousine Liberals.


TAGS: obama barack barak democrat republican mug shot thugs criminal
Rating: 2.57/5

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MikeJohnDoe - January 7, 2011, 11:27 am
Some of them came right before these people took their mug shots


WORDS OF WISDOM -




BANG BANG -


TAGS: gunshot coffin death same meaning
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - September 10, 2012, 6:25 am

Nice. The pic alone gives me the shivers
Greeny - October 7, 2011, 5:17 am
RIP Tin Cans, Paper Targets and Clay Pigeons


ALTERNATIVES -




OPPORTUNITY -




TEQUILA -


TAGS: alcohol shots drunk girl cubby
Rating: 4.47/5

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Kelsey Morrow - February 17, 2011, 3:22 pm
that wasnt part of my vaintines day
Cubbybear - February 15, 2011, 9:59 pm
I did...wink wink
Reality Lord - February 15, 2011, 4:46 pm

best one ever. wishing you the same cub.


VISUAL AIDS - When I asked for volunteers Beth didn’t think she was going to be one.




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: gunshot
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - September 7, 2009, 1:58 am
Damn, only a matter of time before LOLOLOL tells me that THIS is not demotivating either. I can't take this. Waiting for that other shoe to drop.


IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES - Unless her husband is a sniper.


TAGS: headshot
Rating: 3.5/5

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RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:37 pm
Boom. Headshot.


THEN TELL ME - Who Is The 18th Hole !!


TAGS: tiger plays a bunker shot
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - February 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
I do believe with this poster, his situation is now Retro. Bravo. 5 smelly fingers. Or one fist. 5 fists is a bit much.


FEAR -


TAGS: fear day did i fire 5 shots or 6 you know in all this confusion i lost track feelin lucky punk
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Fear is behind the trigger.


P R O A C T I V E (ADJ) - Taking the initiative by acting rather than reacting to events. Like getting a tan on your head if you are likely to have a mugshot taken.




HEADSHOT! - When sniping gets too boring


TAGS: headshot call of duty
Rating: 2.12/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:28 am
How could you put this on here? This is just wrong...
john - March 13, 2009, 6:05 pm
this is sick take it down really i hate seeing this picture the video is bad as well


LAST WARNING -




GROW UP -


TAGS: beer shotgun drunk too old
Rating: 1.83/5
Beer Shooter - September 8, 2009, 9:32 am
Hey, Nice Shorts!!!
rsdsgu - September 6, 2009, 6:56 pm
when the fuck do you outgrow enjoying a delicious beer?


GOOD ADVICE -




JOHNNY CASH - hates both of you


TAGS: shot a man in reno
Rating: 4.82/5

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PRIVACY -


TAGS: privacy cheap hotel shottyz
Rating: 4.73/5

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Shottyz - February 24, 2011, 11:22 am
Coming from someone who has 0 posters. Thank you
HolyBiffen - February 22, 2011, 7:20 pm
"When You've Got" as a title seems bit out of place. "Convenience" mightav been better?


FACIALS -




I CHANGED MY MOTORCYCLE HORN - To gunshot sounds, people get outa my way faster


TAGS: gunshot
Rating: 4.38/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 8:13 pm
HAHAHAHA!


Denis Leary -




HEADSHOT - Not quite what you expected,ey?


TAGS: headshot
Rating: 3.27/5

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SHAM-WOW! - Use it to wipe the blood off your face




STOP BULLYING NOW - Because they take that haircut serious.




SHOTGUN -


TAGS: shotgun tipping car
Rating: 2.96/5

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grammar_nazi - September 30, 2009, 9:10 am
*facepalm*


BOOOOOOM!!!!! - HEAD SHOT!


TAGS: head shot head expload lulz vega
Rating: 2.95/5

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anonm - September 16, 2008, 8:11 pm
GONE! Is my hunger...


SHOTGUN - If your gonna have one - Have a big one


TAGS: shotgun
Rating: 2.33/5

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SHOTGUN SHELL - Needs to be emptied in this dog's skull


TAGS: dog shotgun shell
Rating: 2.28/5

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LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:49 pm
Don't know what kind of dog it is, but it annoys me when people put clothes on a dog and - oh wait - sorry, my bad.
dont worry bout it - May 6, 2009, 9:26 am
anyone know what kind of dog it is?
Wolfie - April 12, 2009, 2:15 pm
So the dog's pissed, he prolly has a good reason. All it needs is a RESPONSIBLE and caring owner
Maybe - February 23, 2009, 4:33 pm
Unless you can befriend it.


LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~


TAGS: zombie wedding shotgun blood stuff tags
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to shotgun wedding" underneath. Just me though


MYSTERY HEADACHE - Doctor, could it be that 14.5 mm high explosive incendiary round?


TAGS: head bullet shot doctor
Rating: 1.89/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:51 pm
Perhaps a leather punch and a ball peen hammer?
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 9:37 pm
an MRI will fix that right up


DECISIONS -


TAGS: color carpet curtains shottyz
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - December 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
4L - Great picture, but had to take off 1L for spelling.
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:19 pm
Nice view. What sport makes girls wear these tight shorts?
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
Love it. That's a mighty fine selection. 5L
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2010, 8:35 am
must...not...nazi....AAARUUUGGGHHH!!


CAMOUFLAGE - Hiding the good parts so they wouldn't be a distraction.




SHOTGUN!!! - Called It


TAGS: shot gun
Rating: 4.25/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Everything's better with monkeys.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:46 pm
...what Grey said. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 4:02 pm
Perfect!! 5L
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 7:58 am
Love it!


MICHAEL CLARKE - Who needs a girlfriend when you can pull like that


TAGS: pull shot joke girlfriend sport
Rating: 4.12/5

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mcstu - July 1, 2011, 1:12 am
broke up with lara bingle, just have a bat mate


SECURITY - When one breaks into your home, Would you seriously go for the phone?


TAGS: broadview vs shot guns
Rating: 3.94/5

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rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 11:31 pm
Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:41 pm
If she'd broken into my home... no, I don't think so.
1enferno - December 21, 2009, 2:16 pm
hellz ya!
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:22 pm
Not in my house for sure. Please let me introduce you to Mr. 1911A1.


ENGAGED - -


TAGS: shot gun wedding
Rating: 3.94/5

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Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:25 pm
a good old fasion north dakota wedding. odds are its a cash bar.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
im supprised they are both open choke
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:05 pm
Nope. I had a formal wedding...her Daddy had a white shotgun.
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 12:19 pm
Luckily the view I had was only with a single barrel shotgun.
MO - November 20, 2009, 11:48 am
I know what this is! It's a snow cone maker! (cause it'd make my cojnes freeze up in a jiff)
culos - November 20, 2009, 11:45 am
Does this look familiar to any of you?
giulio - November 20, 2009, 8:44 am
Great. 5L!


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